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12/12/2013

Pocket

This is some fantastic commitment-based marketing.

12/9/2013

Surface

The arm-crossing teacher is by far the most effective Windows 8-era commercial from MS I’ve seen.  It makes a compelling, authentic case for a platform that wasn’t well-served by acrobats and vagueness.

12/7/2013

#selfie

Solid gold.

12/5/2013

Process Safety, Technological Security

I was futzing with my cheapo 2U rackmount case last night, installing a motherboard and firing things up.  I was connecting the onboard headers to the lights, switches, and USB ports, and I noticed the old COM serial port header on the board.  Even on an ultra-small, ultra-cheap mini-ITX board like this one, there’s a COM header behind the VGA and HDMI back panel connectors.  In a somewhat interesting contrast, it’s nestled in between the antenna wires on the onboard Wifi of this far better board.

That COM port is kind of a humbling little peripheral organ at this point, maybe something between an appendix and a belly button: remember from whence you came, dust to dust, and the like.  It also does a lot to cut through all the layers of abstraction upon which we compute these days.  Communicating with a computer via serial port is almost like implementing a Morse Code protocol by banging on trash can lids with sticks – in an era when it’s easier to use five layers of network protocols to communicate with a device that’s right next to you, rather than just running some kind of cord.

COM Pin Out

As an aside on control and compatibility, I think about the time I was running YouTube audio on my patio through a Chromecast controlled by my cell phone, hooked up to my living room receiver, which outputted line level audio to a Sonos amp and then routed the audio back to the patio.  Atrocious and beautiful at the same time.

This all led me to think of robustness and reliability in all this stuff.  Looking at the YouTube case, while this was quite cool at the time, just think of all the failure points in this scheme.  The phone is running Android, the Chromecast is running some demi-Android, the receiver is running something (probably a BSD but just guessing), the Sonos is running some kind of BSD or Linux, the WAPs are running some kind of operating system, and the router is running some kind of operating system.  The Chromecast has to contact YouTube to get the video, and this is all going on with Wifi signals primarily passing back and forth and talking via fat protocols through brick, stone, insulation, drywall, wood, and air.  The only reliable cog in the whole machine was the speaker wire from the Sonos to the patio ceiling.

I wonder if there will be a point in time where we saturate the capacity of current technology profiles, and then start working to make all this more robust.  Imagine 10 to 100 Gbps wired networking, wireless in the 1 Gbps range, Bluetooth with ultra-low power requirements and a 100 ft range.  And then basically start making these more complicated things more like serial ports and less like fine-tuned magic.

12/2/2013

Sometimes I Feel Like This Woman

Uh Oh

12/2/2013

Put a Bird On It

One of my favorite Portlandia skits showed up in an old Salon article.

Parodying the parody extends beyond indie designer in-jokes. Humor blogger and “Portlandia” fan Jenny “The Bloggess” Lawson created a tote bag sporting a silhouette of the extinct Dodo bird and “Put a bird on it!” in a cheerful font and posted it for sale in her Zazzle store. When Zazzle informed her that a complaint had been issued regarding the show’s intellectual property, she wrote, “I thought it was funny that a show based entirely on satirizing an entire city would have a problem with my bag satirizing their show.”
“No one ever buys my bags, anyway,” Lawson said. “That was the funniest thing about the whole situation. Legal departments, bloggers, production companies and television stars all getting involved in a strange debacle that netted about $11 in sales.  If they made it into a skit no one would believe it.”

If you want a lawsuit, you have to show damages.

12/2/2013

Farewell, XP

I am writing this entry using Crunchbang Linux on my netbook, which means the last computer in the house running XP is running it no more.  With the coming XPocalypse, it’s really time to be getting machines re-purposed, upgraded, replaced, or otherwise deactivated prior to April, 2014.

Crunchbang seems to be doing quite well with the old Samsung.  Battery performance appears to be comparable to that of Windows, but we’ll see.

12/2/2013

Dear Friends

We have reached peak Etsy.

11/25/2013

One Thing

I only have one thing to say about my morning e-mail correspondence thus far.

11/25/2013

Newegg Trial

These types of exchanges are so fantastic:

“We’ve heard a good bit in this courtroom about public key encryption,” said Albright. “Are you familiar with that?”
“Yes, I am,” said Diffie, in what surely qualified as the biggest understatement of the trial.
“And how is it that you’re familiar with public key encryption?”
“I invented it.”

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