MBA Business Strategy?
Can you conceive the awesomeness of this?
Can you conceive the awesomeness of this?
This talent may now soon be available to the gaijin.
In my carnivorous hunt for new information on the web, I happened to stumble upon this little source file. You think this guy is a wee bit arrogant about his coding style? I mean, good grief, this isn’t your piece de resistance. It’s a freaking Base64 encoder. Worse has been assigned at a high school programming competition.
I should start doing this every time I post to this blog.
POST DESCRIPTION:
One day I got an itch on my back, and it was really itchy. Therefore, I constructed a free body diagram, a Venn diagram, a Johari Window, and a bunch of Zen writing exercises I have learned from my very sophisticated floral arrangement classes I’ve been taking at the community college. These all pointed to the fact that I needed to scratch my butt.
DESIGN CONSIDERATIONS:
I thought that a haiku really would demonstrate my coding style in the best way possible. In fact, I can’t really see why anyone would ever not want to post something in non-haiku form. It just doesn’t make any sense.
POTENTIAL FOR PROBLEMS:
Although I am, arguably (actually not arguably) the best blog poster ever, there probably are not any typographical errors in this post. However, if there are, please notify me. I will not read messages with which there is not a sentence diagram for every sentence in this post attached to the message. How will I know if you are credible if you didn’t fully analyse [I have this subtle thought that all people this anal are British, Ed.] the post?
LICENSE:
You are free to distribute this document at will.
POST:
I scratched my butt.
I have to go to bed now, but I’m pretty happy with it. We’ll see how it goes. I’ve fixed a couple of the technical problems that had really bugged me about the last design, and I really just wanted some color.
So…
Watch out for falling guano, as I’m going to start redesigning this mother. If I give up and go to sleep, it might look nasty for a while.
Why is Bush standing up for FEMA? What, do we have a pro-beaurocracy conservative now? Would we not want to use a tragic failure as a means to break up a big, ineffective organization and re-examine its fundamental organization?
Oh well, I guess everything’s fine how it is.
Nintendo is dead.
Update: Great quote from Slashdot:
I love Nintendo, and I think the new console is going to rock – but naming it “Wii” is like naming your kid Richard when your last name is Head; you’re just gimping them unnecessarily from the start.
I just had a professor write an e-mail with no subject line and only his signature at the bottom of the message. Guess what class it was? MIS.
We were trying to organize a reply campaign in which everyone in the class writes back with an empty e-mail.
“They’re coming to take me away, ha ha, hee hee, ho ho!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time.
Where there’s trees and flowers and chirping birds
With basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they’re coming to take me away, ha ha!”
