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3/6/2005

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After going through this evening, it just makes me wonder how many more generations humanity has before we completely lose our minds.  We have so much stuff piled into our heads, so much more than generations before us.  Right now, I could debate with you the finer points of C++ and Java, the future of Lebanon, the original intent of the Constitution framers, or the origin of the species.

As I was going nuts tonight, losing my mind in a controlled, recoverable sort of way, you know what was on my mind?  Macaroni and cheese.  I had a picture of a bowl of macaroni and cheese in my head.  I wasn’t hungry.  I think if my subconscious was fully aware of the phrase, it would have preferred “Core Dump.”  But it did the best it could, and it gave me something meaningless.  I think, to our little mammalian heads, that everything we’re stimulating ourselves with is becoming nonsense.

I remember debating the merits of the character delivery on Star Trek: TNG with Kristin a while back.  She said the characters weren’t natural.  I retorted with the statement that to hold the kind of stuff they hold in their heads (teleportation, time travel, ...), they would have to somehow change, to somehow grow out of our present conception of humanity.

I submit that the magical nature of our vision of future’s science should also extend to the future’s consciousness.  Could a fisherman from the West Bank in AD 20 grasp what we see on CNN and flick the channel out of boredom?  We’re all changing.  I just don’t know how much longer our minds can grow along with us.

3/4/2005

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I guess you’ve been working on statistics homework too long when you hear a Bell & Howell ad and hear “4-Head Shaver” as “Forehead Shaver.”

3/2/2005

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Q: How is two related to one multiplicatively?
A: Two.

Yeah, that was from an engineering class.

2/28/2005

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Congratulations to a newly free Lebanon.

2/19/2005

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Q: What’s the best form of birth control for an engineer?
A: His personality.

2/16/2005

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Q: What sounds better than Indian classical music?
A: Fast forwarded Indian classical music

Q: What sounds better than fast forwarded Indian classical music?
A: The Rolling Stones

And so ended my World Music studying.

2/16/2005

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Well, I’ve uploaded an updated Doxygen, but I’m currently obsessed with reading Dune, so no big work for a while.

2/8/2005

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1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet + Your mother’s maiden name):
Blaze Council
(BTW…Blaze was a goldfish, not an American Gladiator)

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food + Grandfather’s first name):
Sushi Theodore

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left + Favorite restaurant):
Computer Legends
(Oh yeah!)

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice + Last Vacation Spot):
Oregano Boston

5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied):
Blood Money Houston

6. FLY GIRL ALIAS: (aka J.Lo) – (First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name):
Let’s do B-Mac

7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen):
Mints Flavor Syrup

8. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink):
Chips White Russian


That didn’t work very well.

2/3/2005

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Time for me to eat some crow.

One of the first things I decided when I began this programming project was that “C++ string types are for wussies.  I’m using char arrays…like all REAL MEN do.”

Yeah, then I found out the C++ standard library provides std::string types that do all the horrible searching, replacing, and deleting I need with no trouble.  So, I’m currently converting all my code.

Sigh.  Well, I am humbled and more educated.

2/1/2005

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DOOM as a tool for system administration

Messed

up.

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