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You know it’s true!
Spring Break cometh. This is good. Work is done.
Three word sentences.
Meaning is ambiguous.
Must break out.
Hopeless, endless pattern.
I need sleep.
Yo my name is B-Dawg and I pimp da hoes
Don’t be hatin o be trippin, yo, ‘cause you foos knows
That when it comes ta bling blingin I ain’t got no match
And don’t be knockin on my door when I be gettin tha snatch.
(Lil Jon Solo:) Alright, alright, yee-ah, yee-ah, yee-ah!
Don’t be knockin on my rhymes, ‘cause they’re slick and sick
Or ya’ll be ridin’ on my 9 like a ho on dick
And when I ride my ass in blastin, yo, ya’ll clearin’ the club
Faster than Vanilli on da audio dub.
(Ludacris Solo:) Yea yea, you be naked bitch! Sex, yo, sex.
Girls I like big asses, yo, dem bustin out da pants
Crackin’ all the floor tiles while ya gettin on yo dance.
Double-X is my size, bitch, ya’ll gettin stuck in da doors
Phat enough to please me after slappin da whores.
(Christina Aguilera Solo:) [Incomprehensible, Moaning]
So if you bitches see me rollin’ in my Escalade
Put yo Glocks away before you feelin my blade.
I’m a rappa, I’m a gangsta, I’m a pimp ass thug
Strikin fear in yo hearts when you see my mug.
Yo, yo, yo yo yo.
Okay, let’s try a little exercise here. My classes for this semester are (AME = Aerospace and Mechanical Engineering):
Design of Mechanical Components (AME Junior/Senior Level)
Heat Transfer and Lab (AME Junior Level)
Dynamics (AME Sophomore Weedout)
Design and Manufacturing Processes (AME Sophomore Level)
Principles of Communications (Freshman Core Elective)
Question 1: What is my hardest class?
Answer: As expected, Design of Mechanical Components.
Question 2: What is my most time-consuming class?
Answer: Tie between DMC and my lab.
Question 3: What class is my most questionable A?
Answer: Principles of Communication.
Why? Because it’s retarded. That’s why. I wish these idiots would stop wasting my time.
By the way, it’s not that close of a call.
Blar.
Kim Jong Il (the illmatic)’s Journal
This is HILARIOUS. A must-read!
Women cannot concentrate on multiple things! A verified trend (note the emphasis on TREND) observed lately.
Things are going well enough MUD thinking has rebegun. How will the McCalip combat system work? I don’t know yet, but it’s going to be realistic without being as crazy as DragonRealms. No position-based stuff…too many unrealistic special cases. How can you be in crossbow range if you’re inside a well or up a tree? How would the program know to forbid this? Too many questions.
One primary assertion: spellcasting will be “investment”-based, meaning that MP is not consumed, but it is rather “tied up” while creating an effect. This would mean all combat spells would be summons, which I like. Fireblasts don’t make sense a lot of the time.
One speculation: mana from inanimate objects…or other people? Wouldn’t it be cool to have a “draw” ability (yes…MTG…tapping) where you could draw out energy from your surroundings. This would give rocks, etc., a certain amount of MP per spawn. This could be cool.
Special note: if I am killed with a large tireiron by a certain ex-girlfriend I have officially called my death. That would totally not be cool…but it would be pretty cool to call your own death like that.
Sidewalk chalking update: guys have written “I won’t need forgiveness” followed by a phone number underneath the “I’m sorry Kristin”s. Very witty.
Class looms, and I sit in a computer lab to write this. Why? Because I’m messing around. I will paraphrase Vonnegut: “The purpose of life is to fart around. Don’t let anyone convince you otherwise.”
Current reading: Brief Interviews with Hideous Men by David Foster Wallace. One of the edgiest, most innovative collections of short stories I have ever seen. A must-read for writers.
Job search update: pathetic, but still hopeful. A couple of lines are still out there. We’ll see. There’s always research up here, which would be alright.
Is this long? I can never tell on the blog screen. I’ll post, check, and write back more later.
Quick note: “fart” is not in the blogger dictionary. Strange…
Have you ever seen a girl walking down the street who is so ugly she throws you into a kind of walking coma? I just did a while back. Not a great thing to have happen.
Anyway. The phrase “news and musings” occurs more than 2100 times in Google’s search database. How original.
Well, off to class, I guess, or maybe somewhere else. I’m a wandering man.
Well, it’s been a little while since I’ve written. Things have been busy, but they look good now…after spending 14 hours straight on homework yesterday. All is caught up.
It looks like Kerry is bulletproof in the primaries, so we’re looking at a good race for the real deal. I think it will be a good idealogical race, as long as we get to see both sides of the argument clearly. Kerry’s whole “special interests” thing is making me curious. I understand he has less financial contributors than Bush, but that doesn’t make it follow in my judgment to act as though he is squeaky clean. It kind of turns a “clean up Washington” campaign into a “hose off Washington” campaign. I don’t think the RNC is doing a very good job answering the charges, though. I’d like to see more dialogue on issues where the two parties are actually at perfect odds.
Valentine’s Day went really well, with the whole hand-made board game thing going smoothly and successfully. Kristin’s gift was great – a box with daily messages for the next year. I also know where to get a good steak now in Norman.
I’ve been dispelling concerns today, as some moron around here must have messed up on Valentine’s Day. He wrote “I’m sorry Kristin” all over the south side of campus and into the residence hall area. On other sidewalk chalking concerns, I’m doing rain dances up here so the ads for “Vagina Monologues” can get washed off. A girl across the hall from Kristin’s room was an “actress” (?) in that, and she made all kinds of noise about it. Some smartass wrote near one of the ads: “Penis Monologues, up my ass, 8:00 tonight.” I like the style.
The teacher for my blowoff class is pregnant and sick today, which is what gives me the time to type this blog. She cancelled class. I’m hoping she gets in the habit of doing that a lot.
I’m starting to look into OpenGL and DirectX programming, in addition to the Flash stuff I’m trying to learn. It’s about time I started getting competant in the fun and games side of programming. I would really like to make a 3D vector graphics environment work, just as a test exercise. There’s really no time to work on anything now, though.
I’m sure there’s other stuff going on, so I’ll post and then post again later.
Okay, THE movie to rent as soon as possible: Falling Down.
Think Boondock Saints only with a pissed off engineer. Awesome. I’m still watching it right now. More updates later.
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