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While killing a few late-night brain cells watching that retarded “Room-Raiders” show on MTV, I actually encountered a girl who spoke like the female version of Mr. Slave from South Park. “Like, o-oh my gaawdd.”
The very possibility you could sign up for a show like that and leave silicone bra inserts and a … toy … in plain sight in your room definitely should qualify you for some kind of special education federal grant. Not to mention one of the girls who got rejected said, “He looked like the typical college frat guy. Not really my type.” Yeah, I’ll make sure to defecate in my pants the day a nerd gets on a show like that.
By the way, new test to see if you’re using a good word. Google for it. If an online dictionary comes up as the #1 search result, you’ve got yourself a ten cent or greater word. Defecate passed this test.
I can really imagine how funny it would be if a nerd got on that show.
“SPF 100, I like that. Shows caution. Definitely prepared for a minute or two in the sun. Computer manuals…awesome. I wonder if he could write me a ‘Hello, World’ program in FORTRAN. So romantic. Oh! I collect Green Lantern comic books, too. DC comics like totally rule. And I love the Speed Racer briefs. Sexy man.”
Whatever. To sleep.