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I’ve had the chance to meet some really great girls this week. In fact, my hope for my single, well-deserving friends was getting renewed. But then, I see them all put on short skirts and halter tops and head out to a club for drinking and dancing. Now, I’m not the kind of moralist who will denounce such an action as even being the slightest bit wrong, but what am I supposed to do if I ever hear one of them moaning about how good guys are hard to find? Do you find very many good guys in a club? Are you looking for good guys by putting on a short skirt and getting sauced?
The good guys are all at home writing inventory management programs and watching cartoons on DVD with friends. Okay, well, maybe some aren’t writing inventory management programs. In fact, I’m probably the only one writing an inventory management program on a Friday night in a college town in the middle of the summer, and I’m in a great relationship already, and… well, I digress.
Girls: this is not a declaration of rights or a commandment. This is just something that needs to get out there and FAST: If you see a guy you like and who seems to have class, just TALK TO HIM. Show him that you are interested and appreciate his being a gentleman and not trying to stick fingers up your skirt. Show him respect, accept a date, and don’t jack him over. Stop cranking all the time about shallow relationships. Half the time, the girl is the shallow one, anyway. There are too many guys sitting around for you girls to get back from the club and grow up about your “standards” (actually, mature standards will typically result in a marked improvement).
As a corollary, my new random website haunt is UrbanDictionary.com, which has fun slang definitions. Here’s a good one for this subject:
Bubblectomy
To have a bubble added to your stomach in order see where you are going while at the same time having your head up your ass.
There’s a random word feature, which makes for a good time kill. (Better than Meme’s.)
Alright. Off to bed. Just had to let that one out.