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I’m starting a third-party Nokia helpdesk. Here’s a probable transcript from my AI “tech support” assistant:
Welcome to Nokia third-party support. May I answer a question for you?
[User input:] What do you do when the display fades out on your phone when you apply pressure to the chassis at certain points?
Buy a new phone.
Do you have other questions (Y/N)? : [Typed:] Y
I will ask you probable questions you may have. Are you currently using TDMA coverage? [Typed:] Y
Your new phone will not support TDMA. Would you like to purchase a GSM-capable phone? [Typed:] N
Do you want a functional cell phone? [Typed:] Y
%^&* you then! You need to get a GSM phone. It is IM-capable, too!
[Typed:] I don’t care.
But FamilyTalk is only available with GSM! I know you want FamilyTalk. We’re totally ripping you off on your current plan!
[Typed:] Why shouldn’t there be a TDMA FamilyTalk plan?
Welcome to Nokia third-party support. May I answer a question for you?