Brandon's Blog

3/8/2004

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Yo my name is B-Dawg and I pimp da hoes
Don’t be hatin o be trippin, yo, ‘cause you foos knows
That when it comes ta bling blingin I ain’t got no match
And don’t be knockin on my door when I be gettin tha snatch.

(Lil Jon Solo:) Alright, alright, yee-ah, yee-ah, yee-ah!

Don’t be knockin on my rhymes, ‘cause they’re slick and sick
Or ya’ll be ridin’ on my 9 like a ho on dick
And when I ride my ass in blastin, yo, ya’ll clearin’ the club
Faster than Vanilli on da audio dub.

(Ludacris Solo:) Yea yea, you be naked bitch!  Sex, yo, sex.

Girls I like big asses, yo, dem bustin out da pants
Crackin’ all the floor tiles while ya gettin on yo dance.
Double-X is my size, bitch, ya’ll gettin stuck in da doors
Phat enough to please me after slappin da whores.

(Christina Aguilera Solo:) [Incomprehensible, Moaning]

So if you bitches see me rollin’ in my Escalade
Put yo Glocks away before you feelin my blade.
I’m a rappa, I’m a gangsta, I’m a pimp ass thug
Strikin fear in yo hearts when you see my mug.

Yo, yo, yo yo yo.