Brandon's Blog

5/5/2009

Back to School

I know the vast majority of the world really hates this stuff, but I kind of enjoy the canned corporate training modules that occasionally show up as requirements.  I guess because I’m a fan of crudely-drawn archetypes.  My three favorite ones from the most recent conflict of interest training:

The Bumbling Idiot Who Is Surprisingly Like You, The Man, and for some reason the always-required Cool Guy.

Normally the Cool Guy is kind of a Beelzebub-type character.  In this module he just had a cruddy old laptop computer.  Not a great Cool Guy.

I personally believe the guy who poses for the Cool Guy is typically something like the creative director of the production.  It’s amazing how big of a bunghole you can portray by simply donning a pair of volleyball sunglasses.