Ear Flaps Optional
I got a great hand tan from my ill-timed yard work and car washing this weekend. Legs were unaffected due to the foreshortened blistering high-noon sun. I also wore my Columbia Omnishade hat and a wet towel pinned underneath the back of the baseball cap to cover my ears and neck.
I thought I might look like an Arab warrior or something all decked out with my homemade headwear, but Kristin said I looked more like a Canadian hoser with an ear flap hat.
Maybe if I install a head spike or something…