Gimmee! It's Mine!
Just in time for the Holiday season (don’t know why that particularly matters, but it seems right to say) some Native Americans are pulling out of the Union.
I guess that’s fine. However, they stole the term “critical mass” from a bunch of predominantly white German or American scientists, and in the name of these groups I request that they cease and desist. I don’t play the “same birthday as Fermi” card too often, but today merits the escalation of force.
I always imagined that if anyone were to try this we would just wheel a Howlitzer up to their border and wait until everyone cleared the area so we could run the Stars and Stripes up the flagpole. However, things are obviously touchier here than with nutjobs in Kansas or something.