Hah-choo
I had the perfect sneeze going. About a pi-over-six radian (okay, 30 degrees, but don’t integrate using that) windup with beautiful acceleration into the release.
Then, I choked. Almost literally swallowed the sneeze into my ears, which are now popping like crazy. Once I stopped the nosebleed and popped my eyeballs back in place, I am left to wonder how I, an accomplished and capable sneezer, could ever be reduced to the otorhinolaryngological equivalent of football’s muffed snap.
I’ve done better, and I will do better.