He Was a Luddite, Lexically
Text is not a verb
Text is not a verb
Hi, ho, the dairy-oh
Text is not a verb
Flix is not a noun
Pix is not a noun
Verizon ads can kiss my butt
Don’t make up stupid words
Avoid dumb acronyms
Avoid dumb acronyms
OMG ROTFL
Real English FTW
Cell phones are for voice
Big contracts are your choice
But I’ll never pay for TV
On a 1.2 inch screen