I <3 RMA
RMA, oh RMA
You are so much my friend
I get free stuff
Shipped to me
RMA I love you.
RMA without return
RMA without cause
RMA without reason
RMA I love you.
RMA when it’s my fault
For flashing bunk firmware
Onto a perfect device.
RMA when I’m an idiot
But the company is dumber
RMA I love you.
RMA when I flash firmware
Over a wireless link
RMA when I pull the power
Long before I should
RMA I love you.
Yes, oh, yes
RMA I love you.