I Won! I Won!
Browsing miserably through my bank’s website for “information” (foreign concept), I encountered this quote:
[…] members are eligible for membership into Sam’s Club. Bring proof of credit union membership (i.e. monthly statement) to Sam’s to get enrolled. Normal enrollment fees apply. [my emphasis]
From the Book of Kanye:
But I know they don’t want me in the damn club
They even made me show I.D to get up into Sam’s Club
Something tells me it’s not that hard to pull off.