List of Things to Do
I have a strong desire to go out and buy a pumpkin and smash it on the ground. Not so much as an homage to Billy Corgan as an acknowledgement that pumpkins are available right now and good for smashing.
Those butt-licking PAC-10 officials just robbed us twice of an obvious, freaking obvious win.
Kiss my rosy red, sore-from-leg-presses butt.
Screw them all.