Mark Steyn
I just shamefully purchased Mark Steyn’s Christmas album, and – after struggling to get a refund on Amazon – found this gem on his website’s FAQ:
Q: What does he like to do when he’s not writing?
A: Dogsledding.
Q: That’s it?
A: He also likes recording Christmas singles. Would you like to hear his latest?
Q: No.
A: Sure?
Q: Yes.
A: Wait a minute, how did the Qs wind up doing the answers and the As doing the questions?
Q: Beats me.
A: There you go again.
Update 1: the album isn’t that bad.
Update 2: it’s pretty bad.