Pet Ant
The North Admin ant infestation is slowly making its way toward my office, but statistics at this point have determined that I only perceive one ant at a time. This leads me to work on the assumption that there is only one ant in my office, named Fred, who is my pet.
I let him crawl around on my monitor screen. I haven’t had the chance to try chasing him with the cursor or anything. He may be capable of tricks.
Right now he seems to be hiding behind my antiquated little power strip. He stuck his little ant rump up in the air every time he walked across the LEDs on the front. Maybe that is his only trick.