Brandon's Blog

7/31/2006

Self-Actualization

I’m trying to create a term here, my little spray-painted insignia on the gestalt of web immortality.

The term is a word-picture of the Gyro-loving ilk:

“word” n. – a situation in which several MySpace sites are open within a single computer session, yielding an unexpected and unintended cacophony of electronic pop music

and, as a bonus:

“word derivative” n. – the state in which a “word” necessitates the random closing of various web browser instances in search of the one or more MySpace sites currently producing the “word.”

Might I suggest:

Now, allow me to take but a few more minutes before sleep to discuss something that bears mention.  I thought I was making those words up until Google told me otherwise.  This can’t be a coincidence, can it?

Now I’m stripped for ideas.