This is a Dumb Way to Do This
This required some language editing (done creatively), but this is a song I cited in conversation today. However, it should be emphatically stated that it has nothing to do with the wedding in question. In fact, I was just talking about Emo and stuff like that and this came up. So… yeah, there it is. Or rather, here it is. Whatever.
Edit: Reading through this, I realize how awful and repetitive it is. I feel I must now say that I was actually citing the music video, not the song itself. The video is kind of cool, with a little non-special effects cast-member switcheroo at the end and junk like that. In fact, I cut the thing just to the first verse because it’s so bad. So, you can go look it up if you want more.
Still Editing: It’s catchy, though. If you don’t pay attention to the fact that they repeat every line. Twice.
This is Actually a New, Different Edit: Easter Egg alert. No further comment.
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I Write Sins Not Tragedies
by Panic! At The Disco
Oh, well imagine, as I’m pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can’t help but to hear, no I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
“What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!” says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom’s bride is a
.”