Typical Exchange
Fidelity: Yo, dude! What’s up? How’s it hangin’, man? It’s been too long, good to see you again.
Me: I would like to see my portfolio.
Fidelity: Log in, you stinking impostor. Who are you?
Fidelity: Yo, dude! What’s up? How’s it hangin’, man? It’s been too long, good to see you again.
Me: I would like to see my portfolio.
Fidelity: Log in, you stinking impostor. Who are you?