Update
Today is crazy, in a sort of meanderingly stupid way.
I looked up “pompadour” in the dictionary today with unexpected results. I had forgotten that it was “Elvis hair,” so to speak. I was expecting it to virtually match the definition of a fop. I’m sure there’s a word that sounds better than “fop” that is what a “fop” is, but I’m not aware of it immediately at this point.
Haberdasher is another word I’m shocked doesn’t mean “a dandy” (ha! I thought of the word I was referencing in the prior paragraph). Of course, a colorful way of putting it might be “one overly concerned with haberdashery,” which, like a scenic detour, would get you where you wanted to go… slowly, but with some style.
Anyway, desk procedures await…