Very Looney
For reasons somewhat related to ailing sinuses, boredom, and general disgust at school, I have acquired the very precious knowledge that Katie Holmes is expected to bear her little bundle of Risky Business joy silently.
I think this is a wonderful idea. It is no secret to those who have heard me say it [note to editor: preposterous statement on purpose] that one of my favorite Tom and Jerry motifs is the “must be quiet in the house but something really hurts” gag, which typically occurs when Momma or whatever (she doesn’t wear a nametag on her feet) is taking a nap. Tom (the cat, not the pansy; didn’t consider the irony when conceiving this post) gets jacked really hard with a hammer or whatever else and shoots out the door, gets on a bus, offloads to a riverboat, climbs a mountain, and yells “YEEEEOOOOOWWWWCH!!!!”
I think Katie should do this, too. Tom will be too busy trying to get in touch with his inner alien to notice.
Put the video up on eBay. One more purchase and I’m entitled to a star beside my name.