Worlds Collide
Sleeping Contractor and Cackles have commenced the second-annual Whisper Fudge in an adjacent cube.
A Whisper Fudge, by the way, is defined by me as a meeting in which two or more people exchange very noisy, obvious whispers with people around.
The last one was on a Friday, which was slightly more conscienable, since half the workforce is toodaloo each Friday due to the blessed 9⁄80 schedule.
Productivity must not behave like electricity and magnetism. Look at the field for two repelling poles. It’s quite clear that two infinite sources of negative or positive charge/polarity don’t exactly go out for coffee or cocktails together in the E&M world.
However, what we have here is a close union of two infinite productivity sinks, effectively drawing each other into the purview of the other.
If we waved some dead chickens and resurrected Maxwell and Gilbreth, maybe they could come up with something to explain this.