Woweee
In my carnivorous hunt for new information on the web, I happened to stumble upon this little source file. You think this guy is a wee bit arrogant about his coding style? I mean, good grief, this isn’t your piece de resistance. It’s a freaking Base64 encoder. Worse has been assigned at a high school programming competition.
I should start doing this every time I post to this blog.
POST DESCRIPTION:
One day I got an itch on my back, and it was really itchy. Therefore, I constructed a free body diagram, a Venn diagram, a Johari Window, and a bunch of Zen writing exercises I have learned from my very sophisticated floral arrangement classes I’ve been taking at the community college. These all pointed to the fact that I needed to scratch my butt.
DESIGN CONSIDERATIONS:
I thought that a haiku really would demonstrate my coding style in the best way possible. In fact, I can’t really see why anyone would ever not want to post something in non-haiku form. It just doesn’t make any sense.
POTENTIAL FOR PROBLEMS:
Although I am, arguably (actually not arguably) the best blog poster ever, there probably are not any typographical errors in this post. However, if there are, please notify me. I will not read messages with which there is not a sentence diagram for every sentence in this post attached to the message. How will I know if you are credible if you didn’t fully analyse [I have this subtle thought that all people this anal are British, Ed.] the post?
LICENSE:
You are free to distribute this document at will.
POST:
I scratched my butt.